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Throughout the years, Grandmaster Caprio has met countless people and taught thousands of students. Over the years he has heard many
excuses for missing classes.
The following are considered
"THE 10 BEST EXCUSES
USED FOR MISSING CLASS"
10. Mom took away the car
(How old are you, 2?)
9. Went off off-road
(No wonder she took away the car)
8. Dislocated shoulder
(But managed to play softball the following weekend)
7. Back problem
(Throw a stone if you've never been there)
6. Broken thumbs
(and showed up 3 days later without casts)
5. Poison Ivy of the armpits
(Of the Armpits???)
4.
Mono
(Thanks for not sharing!)
3.
Subway was completely flooded
(Hope you know how to swim!)
2.
In the hospital bleeding internally
(and you had the strength & time to make a call? You're the man!)
and the
#1 excuse
used for missing class
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Got hit on the head by a
building!
(Now that explains a lot!)
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